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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Omegle wins. @ 5:08 PM

You: Welcome to Burger Hut. Home of the best burgers in Neopia! How may I help you?
Stranger: 2 burgers with shakes please
You: Would you like fries with that order?
You: And would you like chocolate milkshakes or vanilla?
Stranger: dude.. strawberry! get with it
Stranger: and i didnt say fries did i??
Stranger: that means i dont want any!
You: Oh yes. I always forget that flavor.
You: Yes sir.
You: That'll be 142 Neopoints.
Stranger: idiot! do i look like a man??
Stranger: how dare you call me sir?
You: Sorry, ma'am. I can't see through the speaker
Stranger: whatever.... -.-
Stranger: i want to speak to you manager!
Stranger: i refuse to pay
You: Yes madam.
You: -clears throat- This is the manager to Burger Hut. Is there a problem, ma'am?
Stranger: yes there is... i refuse to pay, not only have your staff been stupid and not listened to me
Stranger: i was insulted!
You: I'm very sorry. For this horrible mistake, we will only charge you 141 neopoints. Again, I am very sorry. And please don't let this experience cause you not to come back to Burger Hut.
Stranger: whatever... fine, but i will let this experience take me to pasta hut instead
You: No please do not visit them. It will effect your health.
You: They have rats in their kitchen!
Stranger: as if i would believe you...
You: Again madam, very sorry.
You: Thank you for coming to Burger Hut. I will deal with my staff and make sure they never make this mistake again!
You: Please come again.
Stranger: whatever..
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Welcome to Burger Hut. Home of the best burgers in Neopia! How may I help you?
Stranger: I'd like a bacon cheese burger only lettuce.
Stranger: Large fry
Stranger: coke
You: Is that all ma'am/sir?
Stranger: oh, and a five piece chicken
Stranger: sweet and sour sauce
You: Okay.
You: That'll be 798 Neopoints.
Stranger: hmmm... fresh out of Neopoints
You: Neocash?
You: Kinzcash?
Stranger: nope
You: dollars?
You: pounds?
Stranger: haha don't have any dollars either actually
You: Hmm...
You: Any items you would like to pay with?
You: Like jewelry?
You: metals?
Stranger: well... I've got a large paper machae pencil layin' around here
You: Oooh. That'll work.
Stranger: and a chewing gum rack from a convenience store
You: I'm a sucker for paper machae
You: yes, that sounds good too
You: Please go to the next window to get your order
Stranger: Thanks!
You: Here's your food. Thank you for ordering at Burger Hut. Please come again!
You have disconnected.

You: Welcome to Burger Hut. Home of the best burgers in Neopia! How may I help you?
Stranger: I'm vegan...can we still go on?
You: Yes. We have fries.
Stranger: Not cooked in beef fat and coated in sugar though, I hope. Although sugar is under-rated
You: Yes ma'am. Is that all?
You: No coke?
Stranger: Not since that night with Lindsay Lohan. I said never again!!!
You: Water?
You: Sprite?
You: Lemonade?
Stranger: Soot sprites are fun.
You: A sprite then?
Stranger: Several. Usually in chimneys...in Japan.
You: Okay.
You: That'll be 67 Neopoints.
Stranger: Where do i pick up my order?
You: The next window.
Stranger: Thanks!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyyy
Stranger: from?
You: Haunted Woods.
You: Well, I was raised in Tyrannia. You?
Stranger: Brazil
You: What's Brazil?
Stranger: uhauhauhahua
Stranger: my god
Stranger: you don't know?
Stranger: it's a country
You: Oh. We're talking about the planet Neopia, right?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
Stranger: =D
You: What planet are you from then?
Stranger: I don't know!
You: Uh-oh.
You: Looks like I'm going to report you to the police for being on Neopian servers.
You: Thanks for all the information!
Stranger: wow
You have disconnected.




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